Jan 2nd 2005 10:18 pm Oh sweet mistress
Person A: the guy im talking to right now is 18
A: and he seems pretty good looking from his blurry photo
Person B: ah blurry photo
B: How do I love thee?
B: You mask all of my imperfections, and make people think I am “pretty good looking.”
A: and might be interested… but im 6 years older than him!
A: hmmm…
B: 6 years omg
A: IM GETTING OLD!!!!
A: I WITHER AWAY!!
A: SOON MY LIFE SHALL HAVE BEEN LIVED!!!
A: OH SWEET MISTRESS DEATH, I SOON SHALL KNOW THY DARK EMBRACE!!!
Posted by Kyle / doublespeak