Digital Overtone

Mary: wanna go out saturday night?
Collin: i can’t, i work early Sunday
Mary: i always go out before i have to work in am and i have to work way earlier than you
Collin: Do the words “I don’t care” and “blow me” mean anything to you?
Collin: :P
Mary: nope
Mary: didn’t think i was really your type anyway
Collin: :)
Mary: oh wait. i forgot. i’m everyone’s type ;-)
Collin: yes. you are universal
Mary: i’m special
Collin: you’re like one of those remote controls that works on stereos, vcrs and tvs
Mary: :-D yup. i turn everybody on.

Posted by Kyle / doublespeak