Digital Overtone

(on [E]ric’s last day of work)

Eric: I may be "down" for the next hour. I have a "meeting."
Me: You should "skip it." What are they doing to do, "fire you?"
Eric: It wasn’t’ [sic] a meeting… I just tell people I have a meeting when it’s something tha ti [sic] can’t explain… I had people sitting with me and listening to my calls.. I guess I could have said that.
Me: I think we’ve all learned something from this experience. I learned that it’s "fun" to use quotation marks in inappropriate "places."
Eric: I hate you.
Me: OMGWTF!?
Eric: I love you.

Posted by Kyle / doublespeak